“Someone submitted a bug report on the 
  Kickshaw project page 'Program name is too 
  obvious an ambiguity.' The reply came 
  promptly: 'WONTFIX. I don't want to whet the 
  appetite of more bean-counting nutters.' It 
  still seems that not reacting as cool as a  
  cucumber is the bread and butter of many 
  OSS connoisseurs.”
   — Rádio Matola, Mozambique
